Thursday, May 29, 2008

Barry Zito doppelgangers

A bunch of blogs mocked Mariah Carey for this "first pitch" atrocity:



My question is: why is she dressed like a common streetwalker? Can't she at least upgrade her wardrobe to high-priced callgirl status?

She isn't the worst out there. Check these out:



His failure is now complete.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Seriously, whiskey tango foxtrot?

7 comments:

client-9 said...

I'd still pay about 5000 yen to hit that...

Bob Taylor said...

Eva Longoria? Mariah Carey? No, thank you.

Bock, when are you going to put some women who are actually hot on this site?

Mike Bock said...

Nice pre-empt of my June playometer article on Heath and Kristin Bell.

Bob Taylor said...

Don't miss my second link! Zooey will be upset if she gets less attention than Kristen.

Mike Bock said...

I loved Zooey in Cloverfield! Yes, that was her, despite what anyone says!

Bob Taylor said...

Bah! That girl was Zooey-esque ... but certainly not Zooey. She was Zooey Lite.

Anonymous said...

My question is: why is she dressed like a common streetwalker?

She's dressed like that for 15 years.

Quite an effort on her part though.