Scott Van Pelt offered up this gem yesterday on his radio show (I'm paraphrasing):
They're called fantasy sports for a reason. Fantasy. They're not real. If you're going to play fantasy sports you might as well put on a Darth Vader helmet and dress up in your mom's basement. You. are. a. dork.
Oh *SNAP*! If you play fantasy sports, you live in your Mom's basement! Of course! The irony of Scott Van Pelt, who is a professional sports broadcaster (meaning he spent his career on something that, in the grand scheme of things, means pretty darn little) making such a comment is delicious. Or, maybe the truth hurts.